When it's your time, it's your time! But when exaclty is your time?

They say life is the terminal illness. If you really need to know when that "illness" will run it's course, this "Death Clock" is for you.

Apparently, I will kick the bucket on Sept 28, 2050. Well, at least now I know how much I'll need to plan for retirement.

When you need more cleavage, and a drink!

I can't tell you how many times I've wanted a little lift AND some wine at the same time, but just didn't have a glass and an enhancement bra .... If only I knew about this product at the time - ok, not really!

The WineRack ("My cups runneth over") is - well, this website explains it better then I ever could: "This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special boob-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill with wine or any other beverage you fancy and wear it under your regular clothes."

Don't worry men, they've thought of you too with the Bearbelly ("Stealth drinks vessel"). It holds up to 2.3 Litres! Great for sneaking your favorite beverage into anywhere - I mean, who would check?

YouTube - Accepts every crazy video out there!

I love YouTube. The funny, the weird, cats talking, babies dancing, people getting kicked in painful places, 50 year old tv clips - it's all on YouTube - including a Mike Gravel, running for US president.

Does he talk about the US? his party? his platform? or even his opponents? Nooooo.... he stares you down, then throws a big rock and walks away. How does this help his cause? It's mind boggling and kind of uncomfortable to watch - who is running his campaign? I think this one almost tops the big foam chicken!

Attention Chicken?

Who wouldn't want a 10' tall fake chicken to drag around and take photos in public places? I have to say, they did a great job carving the chicken.

Who needs to stand out on the street anymore, when you have this website!

Well, this might be it. I may have actually seen it all now. I mean, how can you top a website where you can sit at your computer and beg for money?

How can you top a website called Cyberbeg.com? They've taken away the tin can/old coffee cup and replaced it with a PayPal button. This is the spot on the Internet where you can beg other people for money - and other people may actually give it to you! PayPal will keep a little bit of it though, but what do you care if you don't have to stand out on a street in the weather?

I only have one question - if you can afford an Internet connection, why can't you afford milk? OK, you can argue that these people could have logged on to this website from a local library or something, but really, why are you arguing for these people? Maybe I'm just cold hearted....

Remembering Shopping Days Gone By

As you get older, you start to look back on the great moments of your life - your first kiss, your first car, your first house, you kids etc.

The question is, how old do you have to be to say "Remember that old mall we spent hours in? What ever happened to that mall anyway?" Well, if you're at that point in your life, this website is for you!

Mad Cow or a Heart Attack?

This is the missing information that EVERYONE who eats beef wants to know, but has no idea who to ask: Are you more likely to die from Mad Cow Disease or a Heart Attack? I know, I know - I've been wondering too!

Well, look no further people. With just a little personal information, this website will give you all the facts, and maybe scare you into eating more veggies!

Take It Off, Baby!

Spring is here and what better way to celebrate than by investing in a "Stripping Weather Girl" Digital Thermometer. As the the temperature changes this comely lass demonstrates proper, weather-appropriate attire...or lack thereof.

When Star Trek Meets Star Trek

There a lot of time wasters on the Internet - here's one of them. Watch Kirk battle Picard. It's strange, it's weird, it's tragic - it's oddly addictive.

Your Kitchen Just Isn't Complete

Think you have all the necessary kitchen items you'll ever need? Think again. No kitchen is complete without the Domestic Science measuring cup. No kitchen is complete until you know the exact measurement of the volume of body cells that die on a good day.

Because sometimes you just need to dance!

When you have some time on your hands, and you just feel like dancing - but simply can't, there is a skeleton to do the dancing for you. Or, you can pretend your skeleton is someone special and bash him around for a bit.

Because the world needs a little more gravy flavour!

Just when you think you've heard of everything, someone comes up with the idea of a meat flavoured pop (or soda if you're American). Something about this idea just turns my stomach - but maybe you'll be the one to invest in this "Pure Beef Refreshment".

Miss The Point Much?

Corporate blogs and similar forums are interesting, not so much for their content but more for the comments that people will leave. Often people have relevant, insightful comments that contribute to the dialogue. Other times they fixate on insignificant details that have little or nothing to do with the subject at hand. If nothing else this post from Check Out illustrates why you shouldn't rely too heavily on spell check.

15 Unfortunately Placed Ads

You create it, you love it, nurture it and send it out into the world - but you never really know where it's going to end up.... this post has some great ads - placed in the wrong spot!

The First Step Is Admitting You Have a Problem

Angry? Depressed? Guilty? Are the pressures of life too much to bear? You're not alone. Help is just a click away.

Becuase Men are People too!

I work in an advertising department, so I understand the process that goes into any ad that reaches a public. Some are really good, some are really bad. Still, it always amazes me that some people will react so strongly to some of the silliest, stupidest things - but someone always does.

This website is dedicated to men activists.... analysing commercials and deciding how they are "wronging" their gender.

http://www.standyourground.com/boyc.php

I just happened to click on the "Rona" link. Some of the comments on this web page are crazy insane. Men activists or male chauvinists?? Take your pick on this one.

Clicking through some of the other boycott links, apparently I'm missing a lot of groin kicking in commercials. All I can say is - relax guys and get a life. Really, it's just a commercial.